Dec 25 · 1:44am · 48,903 notes

thx-a-latke:

internetdumpsterfires:

Client Wanted a Picture of Mr. Clean Shitting

if staff is going to tear down this site, we might as well give them a good reason

Dec 25 · 1:41am · 28,085 notes

liquidstar:

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

Dec 24 · 6:54pm · 106,952 notes

slimetony:

the vet says i have to be put down

Dec 17 · 11:47pm · 25,474 notes

mother2:

Dec 17 · 11:44pm · 40,084 notes

trophyhusbandvictor:

i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site

Nov 22 · 9:32pm · 197,821 notes

astronu:

Nov 22 · 8:57pm · 1,575 notes

liverhoney:

um. titty

Nov 22 · 8:55pm · 71,531 notes

joner:

Nov 17 · 11:53am · 1,035 notes · #fuck

Nov 17 · 11:39am · 35,438 notes

hello

Nov 17 · 11:31am · 6 notes · #do you guys remember me

itsnoorz:

flaneir:

nz

Sep 25 · 9:19pm · 2,494 notes · #x

imsoofuckingsad:

it’s like i always say: fuck

Sep 11 · 9:11pm · 347,589 notes

waluiqi:

im alive but only technically

Sep 1 · 5:18pm · 261 notes

grimeclown:

my gf REFUSES to squeeze her titties together so i can swipe a debit card through her cleavage like a card reader so romance is dead i guess

Aug 26 · 7:25pm · 64,377 notes